Overheard at my Big Fancy Costume Fitting:

Designer: Let's try on some hats!

Me: (in a cautionary, yet still jovial (let's call it jovionary) tone): Just so you know, I have kind of a big head, ha ha ha...

Designer: Ha ha ha... here, try this one.

Me: It's really dashed my hat dreams before--I think this is too small.

Designer: It certainly is. Try this... no, you really don't want a fedora, do you? All right, how about... hmmm.

Me: Right?

Designer: You do have quite a large cranium there... well, we'll find you a hat....

(Long pause.)

Designer: On second thought, let's look at babushkas!


On second thought, let's look at babushkas...

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