1) the assmaster customer who called me "useless" while i went out of my way to be sweet and upbeat and help him sort out his phone service
2) rolling my little work filing cabinet over this bump in the carpet at work and causing a wheel to go flying off, throwing the whole thing off balance and causing the whole shebang to collapse to the ground
3) the girl at work who stole my desk and caused me to have to roll my filing cabinet over the bump in the carpet
4) being repeatedly bitten by the cat, who has incidentally developed a mysterious "sticky head" syndrome, i suspect from lying with his head in the garbage.
5) shin splints from running yesterday in the reeboks i have owned since high school
6) pangs of nostalgia for the LA Gear shoes i owned before the reeboks i wore yesterday, which also gave me wicked shin splints
7) not having to sit next to Optimus Prime at work for once
8) discovering that writing down "work on fringe show" in my day timer does not in fact equal a binding contract with myself to do so
9) discovering that Kelly whatsherhead won Dancing With The Stars, being mildly disappointed, then being mildly disheartened that i would be in any way disappointed by the results of a reality show i never watched.
10) od'ing on delicious, delicious sunflower seeds.
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