ok, actually, you need to picture me not so much caught on a string, but rather, packing boxes. also, i am slightly less squirrel-like, and somewhat more exhausted and annoyed.
something more like this:
or perhaps not.
in any case, did anyone miss me?
hello?
anyhoo, i am in the middle of moving to a lovely new abode. the only drawback is that my old roommate has already departed for her lovely new abode, leaving behind a ton of books, furniture, garbage, and other assorted worries. at the moment my time is split between working, packing, and desperately trying to clean up to avoid the wrath and ire of my crazy landlords.
in financial news, the person or persons who are apparently trying to scam the government out of tax money by convincing them that there is a textile import/export business under my name are back... i received a refund cheque yesterday for about $1800.00 . oddly, when i called, the fellow i spoke to seemed unconcerned. am i wrong to worry that someone is stealing my identity and setting up false textile import and export businesses? should i just cash the cheque anyway? is this one of those bizarre joe schmo reality shows where i'm being tested without knowing it?
of course, now that i suspect, i expect producers to come scurrying out of the woodwork any minute now.
any minute now...
the new apartment is close to the chinese superstore. we can celebrate our move-in with the manly snack of men's pocky:
men's pocky. so delicious. so strong. so... manly.
u/v
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Mmmm. Pocky.
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